Enjoying some delicious corn on the cob for dinner:
Calvin: We haven't had corn on the cob for 10 years.
Playing I Spy outside with Grandma Patti:
Grandma: Have you seen any numbers?
Calvin: No. (looking around) Well there's a number, number 4. That's Brett Favre's number. Did you know he's coming back to life, Grandma?
Jumping in a bouncy house at Lookout Ridge indoor climbing gym:
Calvin: Barack (bounce) Obama (bounce). Barack (bounce) Obama (bounce). (Adults snickering all around him)
Mama: Calvin, who is Barack Obama?
Calvin: He's a Philistine!
While reading a Bible story with Grandpa John, or "Bop":
Bop: Have you ever seen an angel?
Calvin: There are no angels in Kentucky!
Steering Bop's boat, a 31-foot power cruiser, and Bop tries to take the wheel:
Calvin: I don't need your help.
Encouraging Teddy to finish his dinner:
Mama: Make your food go down to your tummy, Teddy Dean.
(Teddy lifted his shirt and started poking his tummy with a french fry.)